We are delighted to announce that the Celebrity Judge for this year’s competition will be none other than Ms Patricia Lewis. Having heard about this competition via blondextenshuns.com, she has most graciously volunteered in this, the eleventh hour, thus saving us from having to impersonate Amor Vittone and be sued, and has also offered to plump the prize up quite substantially. Our winner will now receive not only the title of Pandora’s Poet Laureate and a quality Photoshop Enhanced jpeg certificate, but will also have their Bad Poem set to music and performed at her March 2007 Konsert - A Tribute to Bles.
Patricia has many entertainment credits to her name, among them some platinum blonde albums like Don’t Tempt Me and Ek is Lief Vir Jou. As stated on her official website, “Patricia is a part of the entertainment industry for the past 16 years already”, so we’re surely in the best-manicured of hands here.
Each submission was so spectacularly awful that no semi-finalists could be detected. Well done, you all made the finals. Good luck! Oops, we mean, break a metacarpal!
The winner will be announced on Monday the 26th of February 2007.
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